As you know, I was recently promoted to a new position at work. Yesterday I logged into my employee account through Human Resources to double check all of my information had been updated and got a horrifying shock!
I’ve been “Single since 07/07/1999”
Here I always thought I’ve been married since 12/19/1989.
Apparently, Mr. Mo and I have been living in sin for the past 15 years.
(Is my Temple Recommend invalid? Do I need to talk to my Bishop?!)
It was suggested that perhaps we had such a traumatic break-up we completely suppressed the memory.
Of course, I hurried and sent an email to my office manager Scott, with subject line: “Please Marry Me!”
(he says he choked a little when he saw that).
A few hours later Scott called an informal staff meeting to announce to all co-workers that I am now “legally and lawfully married” in our database – with him “officiating”. (Everyone clapped.)
Just one glitch – Scott says my date of marriage could not be backdated in the computer system…
So, you know what this means – I am a NEWLYWED!!
Let the bells ring out! Anyone have a cake and bouquet handy?
Of course, You are all invited to send me gifts – cash preferred.
True to form, I spent my “honeymoon” last night with 350 friends and a few hundred strangers at Choir rehearsal.
[Sorry dear, please take a reign check for Europe, June 2016!]
When I returned from Choir practice last night I happened to be browsing Pinterest looking at some wedding planning ideas (for my engaged Daughter A, not me) and I happened upon a meme of me and Mr. Mo in our infamous viral wedding photo!
I’m glad I’m “officially married” again. Even if it was just a computer glitch or some random bored HR employee joking around, I honestly can’t imagine my life without this wonderful man. We make a “fierce” team!
True Life is so much better than fiction. – MoSop
I have to say I REALLY like the quote by President Monson that was chosen for this variation of our viral photo. Good job, whoever you are. I approve this message. ♥